ZZZZZZZZZZZZNescafe....

i feel like a blob, sitting at my desk and pretending to work...I've kept my eyes open through sheer will power. I feel energetic at the fag end of the day and i feel sleepy throughout my time in office! Why is my body clock so bizarre? Is it coz i hate office so much that my system shuts down or is it that I'm basically not interested? But how can that be...last time i remember i was a very go-getting creative person.

it's an art i have mastered over past 1 year. Here are some tips in case anyone ever needs to try.

Blame it on the shoes
Make it look like you have to tie your shoes.
Put your head on your desk and with both hands hold your shoe laces.

Cabinet
Choose a cabinet in the office that opens rarely. Move the content of it in one side - on the left or on the right. And creep into your private haven. This is very useful for longer breaks.

Ledgers
Put one big ledger underneath your chin.
Advantage: you can keep your regular working position and stay unobtrusive. Disadvantage: all your colleagues that you share the office with, must be in front of you with their backs to you.

Cool camouflage

Use some make up and draw eyes on your eye-lid.
First use some white colour and after that draw a pupil with an eyeliner and shadow.Fake hairs will simulate an open eye.

Coma in a toilet I
Sit on the toilet with your head on the toilet tank and relax.
Use a role of toilet paper like a holder for your head. Important: you have to hold a set of keys in your hand, which will drop on the floor and wake you up when you fall into a deep sleep.

Coma in a toilet II
Don't put your head back, but move it forward to the toilet door.To prevent making an unpleasant red circle on your forehead, put a role of a toilet paper between your head and the toilet door.

Go underground
If your working place can't be seen directly from the entering door, just lie down and relax under your desk.Before that, put your jacket on the chair to look like you are at the work but at that moment out of the office.

Copy machine
Get nervous in front of everyone because there is no more paper in the copy machine.Open the machine and put your head inside.Caution: carbonate dust causes cancer.

Absolute concentration
A perfect position for a nap: print some important documents and put your hand between your desk and your head, so the papers are in the area of your eyesight. Caution: every five minute turn another page.

And all this talk about sleep reminds me of a famous print ad for nescafe. it had a page full of Z's which towards the end turn to form the N of nescafe...what an idea sir ji!